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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (10356)	6/19/1999 3:47:00 PM
From: Elmer Flugum	Read Replies (4) of 62549

What do men and pantyhose have in common? They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch! How do we know men invented maps? Who else would make an inch into a mile? Briefly, what is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need... man wants every woman to satisfy his one need. How does a man keep his youth? By giving her money, furs and diamonds. What's the most common cause of hearing loss among men? A woman saying she wants to talk to him. Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment? A mental hospital. How are men like bank machines? Once they withdraw they lose interest. How can you tell when a man is well hung? When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose. How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals." How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer. How are men and parking spots alike? Good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small. Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts. How is being in a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk. What do you do with a man that thinks he's God's gift? Exchange him. Why are husbands like lawn mowers? They are hard to get started, emit foul odors and don't work half the time.

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