Don't Make a Nurse Angry
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> > >> A big shot business man had to spend a couple of days in
> > >> the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because
> > >> he bossed them around just like he did his employees.
> > >>
> > >> None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to
> > >> do with him. The head nurse was the only one who could
> > >> stand up to him. She came into his room and announced,
> > >>
> > >> "I have to take your temperature."
> > >>
> > >> After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled
> > >> down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth.
> > >>
> > >> "No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I
> > >> cannot use an oral thermometer." This started another round
> > >> of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared
> > >> his rear end.
> > >>
> > >> After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard
> > >> her announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay
> > >> JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"
> > >>
> > >> She leaves the door to his room open on her way out. He
> > >> curses under his breath as he hears people walking past
> > >> his door laughing. After almost an hour, the man's doctor
> > >> comes into the room.
> > >>
> > >> "What's going on here?" asked the doctor.
> > >>
> > >> Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't
> > >> you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?"
> > >>
> > >> After a pause, the doctor confesses, "Well, no. I guess I
> > >> haven't. Not with a carnation anyway."
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