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To: Kid Rock who wrote (10267)6/22/1999 1:55:00 AM
From: Neenny  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
The Top Ten Ways You Know You've Joined the Wrong Church

10. The church bus has gun racks.
9. The church staff consists of pastor, associate pastor and
sociopastor.
8. It uses the Dr. Suess version of the Bible.
7. There is an ATM machine in the lobby.
6. The choir wears leather and metal robes.
5. Worship services are BYOS (bring your own snakes).
4. There's no cover charge, but communion is a two drink
minimum.
3. The pastor regularly attends meetings in Las Vegas and
atlantic City.
2. The ushers ask, "Smoking or Nonsmoking?"

And the #1 way to tell you've joined the wrong church is:

1. The women's quartet are all married to the pastor.
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