A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her
right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other."
He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we
go along." So she consented, and they were married, and went on
a honeymoon to a very nice resort. So one morning they were
lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up
to the 10 Meter board and did a two and a half tuck gainer, this
was followed by a three rotations in jackknife position, where
he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few
more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.
She said, "That was incredible!" He said, "I used to be an
Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more
about ourselves as we went along." So she got up, jumped in the
pool, and started doing laps. After about thirty laps she
climbed back out and lay down on her towel hardly out of breath.
He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance
swimmer?"
"No." she said, "I was a hooker in Venice and I worked both
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