Jack goes to the doctor and says "Doc, I'm having trouble getting my
penis erect, can you help me?"
After a complete examination, the doctor tells Jack, "Well, the problem
is that the muscles around the base of your penis are damaged. There's
really nothing I can do for you unless you're willing to try an
experimental treatment."
Jack asks sadly, "And, that would be?"
"Well," the doctor explains, "What we would do is take the muscles from
the trunk of a baby elephant and implant them in your penis."
Jack thinks about it silently, then says, "Well, the thought of going
through life without ever having sex again is too much, let's go for
it."
Jack went under the knife, and, after a period of recovery and healing,
returned to the Doc for his blessing. Following the examination, the
Doc pronounced Jack "healed and ready for action."
Eager to use his experimentally enhanced equipment, Jack planned a
romantic evening for his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest
restaurants in town, anticipating a happy conclusion to the evening.
In the middle of dinner, he felt a stirring between his legs that
continued to the point of being painful.
To release the pressure, Jack placed his napkin over his lap and
unzipped his fly. His penis immediately sprang from his pants, flipped
the napkinon the floor, went to the top of the table, grabbed a roll and
then returned to his pants!
His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then, imagining the
possibilities, said with a sly smile and a gleam in her eye, "That was
incredible! Can you do it again?"
Jack groaned, "Probably, but I don't think I can squeeze another roll up
my ass!" |
