A gentleman boards a transcontinental flight, and takes his seat next to a very attractive young lady.
Several minutes into the flight, the man sneezes, and gets a very blissful grin on his face. He then unzipped his fly, took out his handkerchief, dabbed his crotch for a moment or two, and then zipped up his fly.
The young lady, in a state of disbelief, pretended not to notice, but found it very difficult not to stare. Twenty minutes later, the gentleman sneezed again, smiled blissfully and repeated the hanky and zip procedure.
Quite disgusted at this point, the lass spoke up angrily: "Sir, if you persist with this perverted behavior, I will notify the authorities."
The gentleman responded: "Oh please don't! I'm terribly sorry if I have offended you. But you see, I have this very rare neurological disorder, in which I experience an orgasm every time I sneeze."
The young lady instantly felt sorry for the chap, and apologized for getting angry. She said, "Please forgive me for overreacting. I didn't know. Tell me, are you taking anything for this?"
"Why yes," Said the fellow.
"Pepper." |
