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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (10515)	6/29/1999 8:47:00 AM
From: JakeStraw	Read Replies (2) of 62549

Points to ponder: If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, why do they keep abducting the dumbest people on Earth? Old age is inevitable; growing up is optional. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong, and she agrees with me. My neighbor has a treadmill - and a riding lawn mower. The reason men lie is because women ask so many questions. Isn't it redundant to say a offer is void where prohibited? I did not get my degree in the custodial arts just to be called a janitor. My son asked if I smoked while I was pregnant with him, and I said only when I was drinking. I just read about the Mississippi governor divorcing his wife of 44 years, and going to work for the Dan Quayle campaign. Now that's political suicide with two bullets. You know you're getting old when all your favorite music is in the bargain bin at Kmart and Wal-Mart. You're listening to country music because your love life is bad, you're drinking a lot and your dog was recently killed.

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