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To: Feathered Propeller who wrote (10540)	6/30/1999 12:54:00 PM
From: Archangel	Read Replies (1) of 62549

WARNING!!!! DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED!!!! Two Pollacks (Ivan & Greg) are out having dinner, when one notices a huge fat man in the corner choking on his food….His friend following his gaze also sees the man choking, but nothing is said….They continue eating and talking all the while making nervous glances toward the choking fat man…. Some well wishers slap the man on the back and offer water to help but nothing seems to work…The man is now starting to turn a bluish purple… Finally it is obvious this man is going to die…Ivan stands abruptly and says to Greg “Is it your turn or mine?”….Greg says reluctantly “It's my turn”… With that Ivan jumps up onto his chair and then onto the table and proceeds to pull his pants and all, down to his ankles and bends over….The eyes of the choking fat man, now completely purple, roll and fix on what Ivan is doing…..Greg stands up grabs Ivan's cheeks, spreads them and buries his face in the anal cavity….The fat man's eyes bulge upon seeing this….Greg looks over to see the reaction and continues to lick the anal orfice…..The fat man's eyes bulge some more as the pressure builds in his body until finally an explosion of food and air spews forth clearing the blockage….As people tend to the now recovering man Ivan grabs his pants from his ankles and pulls them up as Greg wipes his face with a Napkin saying…… Are you ready????????  > > > > > > > > > > Are you Sure?????  > > > > > > > > “Augghhh…..Ivan…..The HINDLICK Maneuver saved another!!

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