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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Crater Lake Hermit who wrote (1270)3/20/1997 11:19:00 PM
From: uri vaughan cummings   of 62567
 
An American, an Englishman and a Japanese fellow were discussing
their respective countries over drink at a London pub one evening.

The English fellow mentioned how that British medicine had progressed
so far that doctors recently had taken a single liver and cut it into
six pieces then transplanted it into six separate men in need of a healthy
liver. This had resulted in six new workers in the job market.

At this, the Japanese guy said that in his country doctors had cut a
lung into twelve pieces, transplanted these into twelve people in need
of healthy lungs, thereby putting twelve new people in the job market.

Not to be outdone, the American said "That's nothing. In the U.S., we
took one asshole, made it President, and now there are 10 million people
in the market for a job!"

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Did you hear about the doctor who had his license taken away because he
was having affairs with his patients? Yeah, it's a shame because he was
one of the top veterinarians in the country!
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