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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: The Philosopher who wrote (10564)7/3/1999 3:57:00 PM
From: Edwarda  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
A new twist on an old theme:

One night a father overheard his son saying his prayers.
“God bless Mommy. God bless Daddy. God bless Grammy. Goodbye, Grampa.” Well, the father thought it was strange, but he soon forgot about it.
The next day, the Grandfather died.

About a month or two later, the father heard his son saying his prayers again. “God bless Mommy. God bless Daddy. Goodbye, Grammy.” The next day the grandmother died.

Well, the father was getting more that a little worried about the whole situation.

Two weeks later, the father once again overheard his son's prayers. “God Bless Mommy. Goodbye Daddy.” This alone nearly gave the father a heart attack. He didn't say anything, but he got up early to go to work, so that he would miss the traffic. He stayed all through lunch and dinner. Finally after midnight he went home. He was still alive!

When he got home, he apologized to,his wife. “I am sorry, Honey. I had a very bad day at work today.”

“You think you've had a bad day?”, the wife yelled. “The mailman
dropped dead on my doorstep this morning!”
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