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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (10621)7/9/1999 1:16:00 PM
From: Bob Bryenton  Read Replies (2) of 62549
 
PERFORMANCE APPRAISAL TERMS AND THEIR REAL MEANINGS

GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS Able to bullshit
GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS Spends lots of time on phone
AVERAGE EMPLOYEE Not too bright

EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED Made no major blunders;yet
WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY Too ugly to get a date
ACTIVE SOCIALLY Drinks a lot

FAMILY IS ACTIVE SOCIALLY Spouse drinks, too
INDEPENDENT WORKER Nobody knows what he/she does
QUICK THINKING Offers plausible excuses

CAREFUL THINKER Won't make a decision
AGGRESSIVE Obnoxious
USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS Gets someone else to do it

EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL Speaks English
METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL A nit picker
HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES Is tall or has a loud voice

EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGMENT Lucky
KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR Knows a lot of dirty jokes
CAREER MINDED Back Stabber.

LOYAL Can't get a job anywhere else!!!

Bob
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