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To: John Messbauer who wrote (10634)	7/11/1999 4:42:00 PM
From: Elmer Flugum	Read Replies (1) of 62549

A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station---Bell 1 rings and we all put on our jackets. Bell 2 rings and we all slide down the pole. Bell 3 rings and we're ready to go on the trucks. From now on we're going to run this house the same way. When I say Bell 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say Bell 2, I want you to jump in bed. When I say Bell 3, we're going to screw all night.". The next night, he came home from work and yelled, "Bell 1" and his wife took off all her clothes. "Bell 2" and his wife jumped into bed. "Bell 3" and they began to screw. After two minutes, his wife yelled "Bell 4!". "What's bell 4?" asked the husband. "More hose.", she replied, "You're nowhere near the fire!".

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