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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Carole Olkowski who wrote (10649)7/12/1999 2:27:00 PM
From: Tomato  Read Replies (1) of 62578
 
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> The Devil's Visit
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> Sunday morning services were going very smoothly when suddenly a flash
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> of light and smoke appeared in front of the pulpit followed by a large
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> "BOOM". When the smoke cleared, the astonished congregation saw a red
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> figure complete with horns, pitchfork and tail.
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> Immediately, panic set in. People crowded through the doors, trampling
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> each other in their rush to get away. Satan watched the retreat with
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> great glee, but his mood was disturbed by the sight of one man still
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> lounging comfortably in his pew.
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> "Do you not know who I am?", Satan thundered.
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> The man's reply was nonchalant, "Sure I do."
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> Satan was puzzled. "Do you not fear me?"
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> "Nope."
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> "Why not?"
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> The man snorted, "What for? I've been married to your sister for 35
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> years!"
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