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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Scott Mc who wrote (1320)3/23/1997 4:56:00 PM
From: WAYNE BALL (guessed password)   of 62562
 
There was a man who had three girlfriends, but he does not know which
one to marry. So he decides to give each $5000 and see how they
spend the money.

The 1st one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money.
She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure. She tells the
man "I spent the money so I could look beautiful for you because I
love you so much."

The 2nd one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a
television, and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says,
"I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so
much."

The 3rd one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market.
She doubles her investment and returns the original $5000 back to
the man. She said "I am investing the rest of the money for our
future because I love you so much."

The man thought long and hard about which woman to marry. He decided
to marry the one with the biggest tits.
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