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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: BKS who wrote ()3/23/1997 7:13:00 PM
From: dewey holland   of 62567
 
More Favorite Quotes (some are for real):

Opie Taylor: "Aunt Bea, it's mine and I`ll wash it as fast as I want."

Captain Kirk: "Very funny Scottie, now beam down my clothes."

Memphis Paramedic (while at Graceland): "Whew!!! Somebody died in there!"

Jethro Bodene: "Ellie Mae, If your a gonna drown those pups, I want the one with a pink nose."

Heard from the car behind Lorena Bobbit's: SPLAT! "WOW! Look at the d**k on that bug."

Abraham Lincoln: "For heaven's sake don't worry Mr. Senator. We have a plan to put everybody on the plantation."

Hillary: "Why don't those damned idiots like me?"

Michael Irvin: "Yes, but I did not inhale."

Rock Hudson: "Honestly Liberace, it's just a fever blister."

Nancy Reagan: "Frank, so what if he walks in on us, in the morning he won't know why he's pissed."

ABC Newscast 1989: "Marilyn Quale underwent surgery today to remove fiborous tumors from her uterus. This condition is typically found in women who have multiple sex partners or begin sexual activity at a very early age."

ABC Newscast 1992: "Today, Tipper Gore underwent surgery to correct female complications. Women are using this occasion to push women's health issues to the forefront. Our hearts are with you."

O.J.Simpson: "I would never wear a pair of those ugly assed shoes."
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