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To: Chi-X who wrote (1331)	3/24/1997 6:16:00 AM
From: Jim Rathmann	of 62562

Guy walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The monkey jumps on the bar and starts eating peanuts, popcorn, cigarette butts, etc. Then starts grabbing olives out of some of the drinks...The bartender has enough and says "Hey pal, can't you control that thing." Th guy says "Oh sorry, that damn monkey eats anything..." The monkey jumps to the floor, leaps up on the pool table and promptly gulps down the cue ball. The bartender says "HEY buddy ... " The owner says "Oh shit, sorry, I'll pay for it, like I said that damn animal will eat anything." So he pays for the cue ball, grabs the monkey and leaves. A week later the guy comes strolling in with the monkey again. The monkey jumps on the bar again only this time grabs a marachino cherry, sticks it up his ass, and THEN eats it. The bartender sees this and starts freaking "What the...?" The guy says "Oh yeah, ever since he ate that cue ball he sizes everything first"

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