> A gangster mob is deliberating over methods they will employ in
> robbing their next bank. After several previous successful bank heists, they
> agree on the way to go about it, and in the wee hours of the following
> morning, embark on their plans to get rich yet again.
> >
> > Once inside the bank, efforts at disabling the internal
> > security system got under way immediately. The robbers were expecting one
> or two huge safes filled with cash and valuables, but were surprised (and
> happy) to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered strategically throughout the
> bank.
> >
> > The first safe's combination was cracked, and inside the robbers
> > were surprised to find only vanilla pudding. Well, "said one
> > robber to another, "at least we got a bit to eat." The second safe also
> contained nothing but vanilla pudding, and the process continued until all the
> safes were opened and there was not a dollar, a diamond, nor an ounce of gold
> to be found. All the safes contained little containers of pudding.
> >
> > Disappointed, each of the mobsters made a quiet exit, leaving
> > with nothing more than queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The following
> morning, the newspaper headline read:
> >
> > City's Largest Sperm Bank Robbed Early This Morning |
