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To: scrooge who wrote (10725)	7/17/1999 1:40:00 AM
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Drivers Explain Their Accidents The following are explanations for various automobile accidents which were taken from insurance claim forms by Tilden Ltd., Canada's foremost car rental agency. These humorous tidbits are reprinted from the Wisconsin Insuror. Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have. A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face. The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him. In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole. The gentleman behind me struck me on the backside. He then went to rest in the bush with just his rear-end showing. I told the police I was not injured, but on removing my hat I found I had a fractured skull. I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him. When I saw that I could not avoid a collision, I stepped on the gas and subsequently crashed into the other car. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law in the other seat and headed over the embankment. I had been driving my car for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had the accident. To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian. I first saw the slow-moving, sad faced old gentleman when he bounced off the hood of my car. The accident happened when the right front door of a car came around the corner without giving any signal. The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of its way when it struck my front end. A pedestrian I did not see, hit me, then went sliding under my car. The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him. The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle. An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle, and vanished. I had been learning to drive with power steering. I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going in the opposite direction.

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