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To: j g cordes who wrote (10763)	7/22/1999 5:18:00 AM
From: Mad_Mouse	Read Replies (3) of 62549

I can't remember where I read this (I must have reached my storage threshold already. Doh!), but the idea of implanting memory chips inside a person's head was being discussed. The article pointed out the positives of increased memory and retained memory. However, they didn't discuss any of the negatives. I wonder what kind of subliminal memory will be placed on these chips prior to implantation. You must pay your taxes.... you must not pick your nose in public... I, Bill Gates, am your God! I'm sure someone would figure out how to infect you with a virus. Send this to 5 of your friends in the next 5 minutes and a random corporation will send 5 cents per forward to the "I'm an idiot who believes that this chain letter just might be true" Foundation, which will use the donated money to treat these poor souls inflicted with this strange disorder. This letter has been in existence since the fall of the Roman Empire and has circled the world 1 million times! Do not break this chain, otherwise, your brain will explode. This is absolutely true! Oops! That's chain mail. Disk reading error! It seems that the dreaded Alzheimer virus has scrambled my memory. I knew I should've updated my brain's anti-virus software. Hmmm... I have a strange feeling someone's inside my head. I keep hearing voices. Why am I pissing in my pants?!? Oh no! The Cult of the Dead Cow has gained remote control over my brain using their Back Orifice FU2! I knew I shouldn't have bent over to pick up that penny at the mall. HELP!!!

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