Here's another cute kid story:
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment
to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the
next day.
When the time came for the little kids to give
their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She
was reluctant to call on little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But, eventually, his turn came...
Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the
class and, with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down.
Well, the teacher couldn't figure out what
Johnnie had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was.
"It's a period," reported Johnnie.
"Well, I can see that," she said, "but what is so
exciting about a period?"
"Damned if I know", said Johnnie, "but, this
morning, my sister said she missed one. Then Dad had a heart attack, Mom fainted, and the man next door shot himself."
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