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To: Neenny who wrote (10821)7/26/1999 7:37:00 AM
From: Carole Olkowski  Read Replies (2) of 62549
 
> >Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared
in
> >court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice
> young
> >men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I
> want
> >you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use
and
> >get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday.
> >Monday, the two guys were in court; and the judge said to the first one,
> >"How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, Your Honour, I persuaded 17
> >people to give up drugs forever." "17 people? That's wonderful. What
did
> >you tell them?" "I used a diagram, Your Honour. I drew two circles like
> >this..... O.......o... and told them this (the big circle) is your brain
> >before drugs and this small circle) is your brain after drugs." "That's
> >admirable," said the judge.
> >"And you , how did you do? " - the judge asked the second guy. "Well,
> Your
> >Honour, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever." "156 people!
> >That's amazing! How did you manage to do that ?"
> >"Well,
> >I used a similar approach (he draws two circles)....o.........O..... "I
> >said (pointing to the small circle) "this is your a**hole before
prison..."
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