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To: Pami who wrote (1364)	3/27/1997 3:22:00 AM
From: uri vaughan cummings	of 62548

Pam, as long as your a player, Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders? A: Because they can't even keep two calves together! Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A: She'd just dyed her hair. Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick? A: Because red means stop. Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring. Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered. Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!" Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A: A Space Invader. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager. Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist? A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?" Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proofreading. Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory? A: For throwing out the W's. ---------------- -Uri

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