A woman calls her butler into her bedroom.
"Charles!" she says.
"Yes, Madam?" answers the butler.
"Charles, take off my dress!"
"Yes, Madam," he says and removes her dress.
"Charles, take off my bra!"
"Yes, Madam," he says and takes off her bra.
"Now, Charles, take off my shoes and stockings!"
"Yes, Madam," he says and takes off her shoes and stockings.
"Now," says the woman, "take off my panties."
"As you wish, Madam" he replies, and does so.
"And, Charles," she said, "I'll fire you if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again!" |