SI
SI
discoversearch

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor.  We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community.  If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.
Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

 Public ReplyPrvt ReplyMark as Last ReadFilePrevious 10Next 10PreviousNext  
To: John Messbauer who wrote (10921)8/5/1999 8:05:00 PM
From: Mr Bond  Read Replies (2) of 62549
 
A guy goes to see his Doctor.

The Doctor tells him to sit down and says "Do you want the bad news first, or the good news?"

The guy says "Doc, tell me the bad news"

The Doctor says "Well, you've got terminal cancer and you're going to die in six months"

The guy breaks down in tears and collapses. A few minutes later, he gets up, his eyes widen, and he asks "Doc, tell me the good news!"

The Doc says "Well, do you see that nurse over there?"

The guy goes "Yes!"

The Doc replies "Well I f**ked her last night"
Report TOU ViolationShare This Post
 Public ReplyPrvt ReplyMark as Last ReadFilePrevious 10Next 10PreviousNext