> > Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out
> >> for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful
> day,
> >> and love is in the air.
> >> Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!" Our hero
> grab a
> >> bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.
> >> "What are you doing, Pierre?", says the startled Marie. "I am
> Pierre
> >> the fighter pilot!
> >> When I have red meat, I have red wine!" She smiles and they start
> >> kissing.
> >> When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me
> >> lower." Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of
> Chardonnay
> >> and starts pouring it all over her breasts.
> >> "Pierre! What are you doing?", asks the bewildered Marie. "I am
> Pierre
> >> the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!"
> >> They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up.
> Marie
> >> leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower!" Our
> hero
> >> rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her
> >> lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire. Marie shrieks
> and
> >> dives into the river.
> >> Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms up and screams furiously,
> >>
> >> "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"
> >> Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, "I am Pierre, the fighter
> >> pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames! |
