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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Carole Olkowski who wrote (10979)8/10/1999 8:35:00 AM
From: Carole Olkowski  Read Replies (2) of 62549
 
>>> **Now the updated version for the '90s woman:
>>>
>>> 1. Have dinner ready. Make reservations ahead of time. If your
day
>
>>> becomes too hectic, just leave him a voice mail message regarding
>>> where you'd
>>> like to eat and at what time. This lets him know that your day has
>>> been
>>> crappy and gives him an opportunity to change your mood.
>>>
>>> 2. Prepare yourself. A quick stop at the Lancome counter on your
>way
>>> home will do wonders for your outlook and will deep you from
becoming
>
>>> irritated every time he opens his mouth. (Don't forget to use his
>>> credit card!)
>>>
>>> 3. Clear away the clutter. Call the housekeeper and tell her that
>>> any
>>> miscellaneous items left on the floor by the children can be placed
>in
>>> the Goodwill box in the garage.
>>>
>>> 4. Prepare the children. Send the children to their rooms to
watch
>>> television or play Nintendo. After all, both of them are from his
>>> previous
>>> marriages.
>>>
>>> 5. Minimize the noise: If you happen to be home when he arrives,
be
>
>>> in the bathroom with the door locked.
>>>
>>> 6. Some DONT'S: Don't greet him with problems and complaints.
Let
>>> him speak first, and then your complaints will get more attention
and
>
>>> remain
>>> fresh in his mind throughout dinner. Don't complain if he's late
for
>
>>> dinner,
>>> simply remind himthat the leftovers are in the fridge and you left
>the
>>> dishes
>>> for him to do.
>>>
>>> 7. Make him comfortable: Tell him where he can find a blanket if
>he's
>>> cold. This will really show you care.
>>>
>>> 8. Listen to him: But don't ever let him get the last word.
>>>
>>> 9. Make the evening his: Never complain if he does not take you
out
>
>>> to dinner or other places of entertainment; go with a friend or go
>>> shopping
>>> (use his credit card). Familiarize him with the phrase "Girl's
night
>
>>> out".
>>>
>>> 10. The Goal: Try to keep things amicable without reminding him
that
>
>>> he only thinks the world revolves around him. Obviously he's
wrong,
>>> it
>>> revolves around you.
>>>
>>> Courage has genious, power and magic in it.
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