"The Long Bus Trip"
The little old lady seated herself right behind
the bus driver. Every ten minutes or so
she'd pipe up, "Have we reached Oriskany
Falls yet, sonny?"
"No, lady, not yet. I'll let you know," he replied,
time after time.
The hours passed, the old woman kept
asking for Oriskany Falls, and finally the little
town came into view. Sighing with relief, the
driver slammed on the brakes, pulled over
and called out, "This is where you get out,
lady."
"Is this Oriskany Falls?"
"YES!" he bellowed. "Get out!"
"Oh, I'm going all the way to Albany, sonny,"
she explained sweetly. "It's just that my
daughter told me that when we got this far,
I should take my blood pressure pill." |
