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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: architect* who wrote (11037)8/11/1999 9:23:00 PM
From: Dr. Id  Read Replies (2) of 62584
 

A husband and wife were getting a divorce, and so they wree told to
take their child to the judge so he could decide who would get
custody. After reaching the judges office the judge looked at the
child and said, "I'm going to let your mother take care of you."

The child replied, "I don't want to live with my mother, she beats
me." The judge paused for a second and then said, "Okay then, I guess
you can live with your father."

The child immediately responded, "But I don't want to go with him
either, he beats me too!"

After thinking about this a second the judge asked, "Well then, where
do you want to go?"

The child said, "I want to go with the Red Sox, they never beat
anybody."
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