OLD FRIENDS
Moishe and Shmuel had not seen each other in many years. Now they had a long
talk trying to fill in the gap of those years by telling about their lives.
Finally, Moishe invited Shmuel to visit him in his new apartment.
"I got a wife and three kids and I'd love to have you visit us."
"Great. Where do you live?"
"Here's the address. And there's plenty of parking behind the apartment.
Park
and come around to the front door, kick it open with your foot, go to the
elevator and press the button with your left elbow, then enter! When you
reach
the sixth floor, go down the hall until you see my name on the door. Then
press
the doorbell with your right elbow and I'll let you in."
"Good. But tell me... what is all this business of kicking the front door
open,
then pressing elevator buttons with my right, then my left elbow?"
"Surely, you're not coming empty-handed."
THE RABBI'S VACATION
A congregation honors a rabbi for twenty-five years of service by sending him
to
Hawaii for a week, all-expenses paid.
When he walks into his room, there's a nude girl lying on the bed.
He picks up the phone, calls his temple, and says, "Where is your respect? As
your rabbi, I am very, very angry with you."
The girl gets up and start to get dressed. He says, "Where are you going?
I'm
not angry at you." |
