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To: c.horn who wrote (11085)	8/18/1999 10:08:00 AM
From: Mike 2.0	Read Replies (1) of 62576

Another Jesus & Moses golf joke: Jesus and Moses are at a par 3 and Moses insists on using a 6 iron. "Don't use a 6 iron Moses," says Jesus, "the ball won't go far enough. It will land in the pond right in front of the green!" "Don't worry," says Moses. "Arnold Palmer uses a 6 iron every time he plays this hole!" And so, he swings, the ball flies off the tee, and plops into the pond. "Now try a different club," says Jesus. "NO," said Moses, "Arnold Palmer always uses a 6 iron on this hole!" So he tries again and again lands in the pond. Stubbornly, Moses insists on trying again and again, insisting over and over that Arnold Palmer always nails this very same hole with a 6 iron. Moses ends up shooting all his golf balls into the pond. Embarrassed and angry, he walkes from the tee to the pond and causes the pond waters to part, so he can retrieve his golf balls. Another group of golfers arrive at the tee and see this amazing display. "WOW!" gasps one golfer. "Who does that guy think he is...Moses?" "Nope," says Jesus. "He thinks he's Arnold Palmer."

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