Six mates were seated at the bar, each trying to impress one another with the size of their dicks.
The bragging went on for almost an hour, and the bartender got tired of hearing that shit, so he said, "Let's put an end to all this crap and find out who's lying and who isn't. Each of you whip out your dong and lay it on the bar."
All six of then did.
Just at that moment a faggot walked into the bar, and the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink.
The queer looked down the bar, and in a lisping voice, he said, "No thanks, I'll just have some of the buffet."
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Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking out of the delivery room after his wife gives birth to their son.
Michael says, "How long before we can have sex?"
The doctor says, "At least wait until he's walking."
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Two teenagers wander off to the bushes during a softball game on the outskirts of their small town and start necking. After awhile the guy abruptly stops. "You know we've been doing this for weeks now and I think it's time we had intercourse," he pleads. "Well, maybe," she says, "But I'm a virgin and I heard it hurts. Besides, all those people in the field may hear us."
The boy pauses and then says, "Hmmm, well then if it hurts start making cow sounds, and I'll stop. But if it feels good, start singing. That way no one will ever guess what we're really doing!"
The girl agrees, so the two hastily take off their clothes and get down to business. Ten minutes later, people watching the game hear sounds echoing through the quiet countryside so loudly that the teams stop playing.
"Mooooooooo ..... Moooooooo ...... Moooooon River .......!" |
