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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Phil(bullrider) who wrote (11137)8/20/1999 11:44:00 PM
From: Weenie!  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
Here is a joke to make you all laugh.

3 campers get lost in the woods for around 3 days and they have eaten all thier food and drinks. On the 4th day they come across a house. It is a very sunny day and a very hot one at that. So the first man says "Stay right here I'm going to go get us some food."
The 2nd and 3rd men say ok. So the first man walks up to the door and knocks...... a woman answers "Can I help you?" The first man replies saying "Yes ma'am we've been searching the woods for the past 3 and 1/2 days we are hungry and thirsty can you please give us something to eat and drink?" She replies "I suppose I can help you out, but you have to do one thing for me." The first man says "Anything!" She says "You have to come inside and give me some dick." So he replies, "Alright"
And yells to the other 2 men "stay right here I will be right back"
So he goes in and she lays down on her bed and says "Ok, before you fuck me you have to peel this scab off my pussy" He says "Ok" She lifts up her dress revealing a huge bloody scab, he peels it off and throws it out the window. After he fucks her he gets food and goes outside and says "Hey guys I got some food and stuff for us" The 2 other men reply "Ahh, we're cool, we liked that pizza you threw out the window."
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