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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (11142)8/22/1999 9:04:00 AM
From: c.horn  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
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Lost: Small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one
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A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly
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Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children
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For sale: An antique desk suitable for lady with thick
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Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an
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Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce
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We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully
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Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful
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Dog for sale: Eats anything and is fond of children.

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The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable
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Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable
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Stock up and save. Limit : One.

For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.

Man, honest. Will take anything.

Wanted : Chambermaid in rectory. Love in, $200 a month.
References required.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing
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Wanted : Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or
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3-year-old teacher need for pre-school. Experience preferred.

Our experienced Mom will care of your child. Fenced yard,
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Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.

Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion.
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We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your
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