Looks like I missed a nice little runup of four or five points whilst I was eating, John......
I've gotten 2 email jokes (normally don't get too many) and as I normally don't even read the joke threads here, but the first one I got I had read only two days before ....
well, anyway , I have asked the senders of the two to me (both different folks) if they read SI .... nope, neither does .... but it is amusing to me that here I receive 2 jokes in a couple of weeks on email and they both have been posted on SI before I got them .....
hmmmmmmm
at any rate, here is the one from yesterday, and it was brought to mind by your talking about a bar .....
I thought it was very funny .... and it had been changed very slightly from its parent on SI ......
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A man walks in the front door of a bar. He is obviously
drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a
stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a
drink. The bartender politely informs the man that it
appears that he has already had plenty to drink, he
could not be served additional liquor at this bar, and
could a cab be called for him?
The drunk is briefly surprised, then softly scoffs,
grumbles, climbs down off the bar stool and staggers
out the front door. A few minutes later, the same drunk
stumbles in the SIDE door of the bar. He wobbles up to
the bar and hollers for a drink. The bartender comes
over and, still politely - but more firmly, refuses
service to the man due to his inebriation, and again
offers to call a cab. The drunk looks at the bartender
for a moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the
side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his
head.
A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through
the BACK door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar
stool, gathers his wits and belligerently orders a
drink. The bartender comes over and emphatically
reminds the man that he is clearly drunk, will be
served no drinks, and either a cab or the police will
be called immediately.
The surprised drunk looks at the bartender, and in
hopeless anguish, cries,
"MAAAN ------ can't be YOU AGAIN ---- just how damn many bars you work at ?" |
