Subject: FW: the "perfect day" for men and women
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>> The Perfect Day
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>> The "Perfect Day" for Her:
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>> 8:15AM Wake up to hugs and kisses.
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>> 8:30AM Weigh in 5 lbs. lighter than yesterday
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>> 8:45AM Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed OJ & croissants.
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>> 9:15AM Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil.
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>> 10:00AM Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer.
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>> 10:30AM Facial, manicure, shampoo, and comb out.
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>> 12:00PM Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe.
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>> 12:45PM Notice ex-boyfriend's wife, she has gained 30 lbs.
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>> 1:00PM Shopping with friends, unlimited credit.
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>> 3:00PM Nap.
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>> 4:00PM 3 dozen roses delivered by florist from secret admirer.
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>> 4:15PM Light workout at club, followed by gentle massage.
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>> 5:30PM Pick out outfit for dinner, primp before the mirror.
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>> 7:30PM Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing.
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>> 10:00PM Hot shower.
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>> 10:30PM Make love.
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>> 11:00PM Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
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>> 11:15PM Fall asleep in his big strong arms.
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>> The "Perfect Day" for Him:
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>> 6:00AM Alarm.
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>> 6:15AM Blowjob.
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>> 6:30AM Massive dump while reading sports section of USA Today.
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>> 7:00AM Breakfast, filet mignon & eggs, toast & coffee.
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>> 7:30AM Limo arrives.
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>> 7:45AM Stoli Bloody Mary en route to airport.
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>> 8:15AM Private jet to Augusta, Georgia (coffee, SI & WSJ)
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>> 9:30AM Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.
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>> 9:45AM Front nine at Augusta (2 under).
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>> 11:45AM Lunch, 2 dozen oysters on the half shell, 3 Heinekens.
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>> 2:15PM Blowjob.
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>> 2:15PM Back nine at Augusta (4 under).
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>> 2:30PM Limo back to airport (Bombay martini, shaken, 2 olives).
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>> 3:15PM Private jet, Augusta to Nassau, Bahamas (nap).
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>> 4:30PM Land World Record light tackle Marlin (1249 lbs.)
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>> 5:00PM Private jet back home (blowjob at 30,000 feet).
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>> 6:45PM Shit, shower and shave.
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>> 7:00PM Watch CNN, Clinton resigns, Hillary animal video
authenticated.
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>> 7:30PM Dinner, lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon (1963), 20
oz. New York
>> Steak.
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>> 9:00PM Remy Martin and Cuban Cohiba cigar.
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>> 9:30PM Sex with three women (at least 2 are bi).
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>> 11:00PM Massage and Jacuzzi.
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>> 11:45PM Bed (alone).
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>> 11:50PM 12 second, 4 note fart, dog leaves room.
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>> 11:55PM Sleep. |
