A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. While
doing this the clerk spots two penguins sitting on the back seat of
the car. He asks the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back
seat?"
The man in the car says, "I found them. I asked myself what to do
with them but, I haven't a clue."
The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo."
"Yeah, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away.
The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The
clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car.
"Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the
zoo!"
"Oh, I did," says the driver, "and we had a swell time. Today I'm
taking them to the beach."
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A man was eating a meal at a restaurant. He checks his pockets and
leaves his tip -- three pennies. As he strides toward the door, his
waitress muses, only half to herself: "You know, you
can tell a lot about a man by the tip he leaves."
The man turns around,
curiosity getting the better of him. "Oh, really? Tell me, what does
my tip say?"
"Well, this penny tells me you're a thrifty man." Barely able to conceal
his pride, the man utters "Hmm, true enough."
"And this penny, it tells me you're a bachelor." Surprised at her
perception, he says, "Well, that's true, too."
"And the third penny tells me that your father was one, too." |
