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To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (11325)	9/1/1999 1:38:00 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Read Replies (1) of 62558

English Well Speeched Here" Part I The sign in a Norwegian lounge reads: "Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar." Tacked on the door of a Moscow hotel room: "If this is your first visit to the U.S.S.R., you are welcome to it." An airline ticket office in Copenhagen reminds you: "We take your bags and send them in all directions." In a certain African hotel you may choose between: "A room with a view on the sea or the backside of the country." A sign on a clothing store in Brussels read: "Come inside and have a fit." A hotel notice in Madrid informs: "If you wish disinfection enacted in your presence, please cry out for the chambermaid." This notice was posted on a Rumanian hotel elevator: "The lift is being fixed for the next days. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable." The room service in a Lisbon hotel tells you: "If you wish for breakfast, lift the telephone and ask for room service. This will be enough for you to bring your food up." This sign was posted in a Scottish harbor: "For sale boat single owner green in colour." A sign at Budapest's zoo requests: "Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food give it to the guard on duty." A Polish hotel informs prospective visitors in a flyer: "As for the trout served you at the hotel monopol, you will be singing its praise to your grandchildren as you lie on your deathbed." A Seville tailor makes clear how he will handle commissions: "Order now your summer suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation"

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