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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Ken O'Connor who wrote (11321)9/1/1999 1:43:00 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis  Read Replies (1) of 62558
 
SCHWARTZ AT THE CIRCUS

Schwartz and his grandson were watching the circus in Madison Square Garden.
A violinist calmly climbed into the mouth of the cannon, instrument in hand.

Suddenly there was a loud explosion, and the stunt man was hurled clear
across the arena. While still in midair, he managed to fiddle a few notes.

As the crowd exploded in applause, Benjie turned to his unresponsive
grandfather.

"Grandpa, Grandpa, wasn't that great? What did you think?"

After a moment, the old man said, "Not bad. But a Heifetz he ain't!"
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