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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Kenneth V. McNutt who wrote (11345)9/2/1999 10:06:00 PM
From: george wood  Read Replies (1) of 62558
 
Three women are about to be executed.
One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.
The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if
she has any last requests.
She says no and the executioner shouts, "Ready!...Aim!! ..."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around while she escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if
she has any last requests. She say no and the executioner shouts,
"Ready! ... Aim!!..."
Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around while she escapes.
By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her
forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! ... Aim!! ..."
...and the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"

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