One afternoon, Little Johnny notices his daddy drive past the
playground and into some nearby woods. Curious, he hides
behind some bushes and finds his Daddy and Aunt Jane in a
passionate embrace. Little Johnny is amused by this so he
runs home to tell his mother.
"Mommy, Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's
car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to take a look
and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss. Then, he helped her
take off her shirt. And then, Aunt Jane helped Daddy take off
his pants. And then, Aunt Jane got down on the seat and..."
"Johnny, this is such an interesting story," interrupted his
mother. "Suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime. I
want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it."
Later that evening, at the dinner table, Little Johnny's mother
said, "Johnny, why don't you tell Daddy and I the story you
have for us."
Johnny begins his story by describing the car going into the
woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and...
"Then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and
Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was away on business." |
