A girl fell in love with a sailor and had his picture tattooed on her right breast. The romance waned.
In due time, she fell in love with a soldier and had his picture tattooed on her left breast. This romance also waned.
Sometime later, she fell in love with a marine and married him.
That night when they were undressing for bed he began to laugh. She asked,
"What in the world is so funny?"
He said,
"Oh, I'm just thinking what long faces those two guys are going to have about ten years from now...
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Little Johnny walked into the kitchen, saw his mother making a cake and announced,
"I'll be playing in my room for the next two hours. I sure would like a piece of cake when you're finished."
Later, when his mother brought him a piece of cooled cake, Little Johnny exclaimed,
"Golly, it worked!"
Puzzled, his mother asked, "What do you mean?"
Little Johnny replied, "Daddy said that in order to get a piece around here, you have to be real nice and spend a couple of hours playing first!" |
