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To: John Carragher who wrote (11347)	9/3/1999 8:39:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Read Replies (1) of 62558

The manufacturers of KY Jelly have announced that their product is now fully Year 2000 compliant. In the light of this they have now renamed it as: 'Y2KY Jelly'. Said a spokesman: "The main benefit of this revision to our product, is that you can now insert four digits into your date instead of two" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A man takes his young son out into the back yard to fly his kite...the kite takes off into the air, goes up about 10 feet and crashes to the ground....the man tries again and the kite rises about 10 feet and again crashes to the ground! The man's wife seeing this comes outside and says "You need more tail!" The man replies, "Ain't that just like a woman....last night you told me to go fly a kite!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag you, what have you done wrong? A: You made her chain too long.

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