An old cowboy, dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat,
jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink.
While he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat
down next to him. "Are you a real cowboy?" she asked.
"Well," he replied, "I have spent my whole life on the
ranch, herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences,
and the lot, so I guess I am."
After a short while he asked her what she was. She
replied, "Well, I've never been on a ranch before so I'm
definitely not a cowboy. Actually, I'm a lesbian. I spend
my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up
in the morning, I think of women. When I eat, shower,
and watch TV, I always seem to be thinking of women."
The confused but intrigued cowboy ordered another drink.
Some time later, a couple sat down next to him and asked,
"Are you a real cowboy?"
"Well, to be honest," he said, "I always thought I was, but
I just realized that I'm actually a lesbian."
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