Vinnie the Biker walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I
have three girls coming over tonight. I've never had three girls at once, and
I need something to keep me horny,keep me potent."
The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and
takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label "Viagra Extra Strength"
and
says, "Here, if you eat this, you'll go NUTS for 12 hours!"
The next day, Vinnie goes into the same pharmacy, walks right up to the
same pharmacist and pulls down his pants.
The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices that Vinnie's johnson is black
and blue with the skin hanging off in some places.
Vinnie says, "Gimme a bottle of Ben Gay."
The pharmacist replies, "BEN GAY?! You're not going to put Ben Gay on your
dick while it's in that condition?"
Vinnie says, "No, it's for my arms, the girls didn't show up. |
