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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (11444)9/8/1999 6:44:00 PM
From: Tech Master  Read Replies (1) of 62550
 
Little Johnny went to English class and the teacher said she wanted
the students to tell the class something that was exciting.

Johnny raised his hand up first, but he teacher called on Susy because Johnny's answers were sometimes crude. When Susy finished, the teacher asked for another example.

Johnny raised his hand, and against her better judgement the teacher called on Johnny. Johnny got up from his desk and drew a dot on the board and went back to his desk.

The teacher asked him, "What's that?" Johnny replied "A period." The teacher asked him, "How's that exciting?" Johnny answered, " Well when my sister said she missed hers, my Dad shit, my Mom fainted and the next door neighbor shot himself!"
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