The doc told Bob that masturbating before sex often
helped men last longer during the act.
Bob reckoned, What the hell, I'll give it a try. So, he
spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it.
He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the
restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley,
but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he realized a
solution.
On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of
the highway.He got out and crawled underneath as if he
was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he
undid his pants and started to masturbate. He closed his
eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to
orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants.
Bob didn't want to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm,
so he kept his eyes shut, continued the act, and replied,
"What?"
He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down
there?"
Bob replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."
The officer replied, "Well, you should check your brakes
while you're down there because your truck rolled down
the hill five minutes ago." |
