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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (11442)9/13/1999 7:34:00 PM
From: John Messbauer  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
Gotta get the jokes out before Floyd hits. 30 miles south of the Cape--1 mile from the ocean!!!!!

There was a foursome of ladies about to play a par three, 165 yards long. Suddenly, out from the trees beside the fairway a streaker ran across the open expanse of the fairway. In a gasp, one lady remarked "I think I know that guy .. isn't that Dick Green?"

"No" replied another, "I think it's a reflection of the grass!"
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Woman out on the town talking to her friend:"Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
"No, but I've been swung by the tits a few times".
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Q. Did you hear about the new all female delivery service?
A. It's called UPMS - they deliver whenever the fuck they feel like it.
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