Charlie marries a virgin. On their wedding night, he's on fire,
so he gets naked, jumps into bed, and immediately begins
groping her.
"Charles, I expect you to be as mannerly in bed as you are at
the dinner table."
So, Charlie folds his hands on his lap and says, "Is this better?"
"Much better!" she replies with a smile.
"Okay, then," he says, "now will you please pass the pussy."
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A man was complaining to a friend, "I had it all - money, a
magnificent house, a fast car, the love of a beautiful woman...
then, poof! It was all gone!"
"What happened?" asked the friend.
My wife found out. |
