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To: TigerPaw who wrote (11558)9/16/1999 10:02:00 AM
From: fiberman  Read Replies (1) of 62558
 
Penis Promotion!!!

The Penis requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:
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> has to work hard
> has to work at great depths
> has to work upside down
> has no ventilation or air conditioned work environment
> has to work in a high humidity environment
> has to work at high temperatures
> does not get weekends and holidays off
> does not get time off after extra hours of work
> has a hazardous work environment that often causes illness
>
> Management Reply:
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> Request denied ------- for the following reasons
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> -does not work 8 hours straight during any work period
> -does not answer immediately to all requests
> -co-workers often unsatisfied by job performance
> -after a short activity period, falls asleep
> -shows no evidence of fidelity at the workplace
> -works better alone than with others
> -does not work at all unless pushed from behind
> -does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work
> -sometimes leaves work too early >>
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