At a doctor's convention in Switzerland, a conversation was taking place
> in a tavern after an enthusiastic mid-day lecture. A Danish doctor said,
> "Medicine in my country is so advanced we can take a kidney out of one
> person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."
>
> A German doctor said, "That's nothing! In Germany, we could take a lung
> out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 4
> weeks."
>
> A Russian doctor said, "In my country, medicine is so advanced
> that we could take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and
> have them both looking for work in two weeks."
>
> The American doctor, not to be outdone, said, "Hah, we can take an
> asshole out of Arkansas, put him in the White House and half the country
> will be looking for work the next day!"
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